I forgot to share this a while back

When we bought our new home, we had a tough time finding a neighborhood that would allow us to keep our motorhome on our property.


Our friend, Thomas, who also lives in the same neighborhood prepared this for us. He sent this to me in an email not to the Home Owners Association. It would be a shame to not share it here after he worked so hard on it. It is so nice to be beloved. Yet one more feather in our "redneck" cap.

To: Home Owner Association
From: Concerned Home Owners

Dear Home Owner Association;

It has come to many of the residents attention that there have been allowances made to accommodate Alabama country folk (pssst...you know rednecks) and their giant incestual shack on wheels. We saw them in the neighborhood the other day…they truly are a sickly looking bunch. We were able to snap a picture (below) of them driving their shack behind the home. Monstrosity! It will be like having a sky needle…or sky shack…in the subdivision.
Save us all the embarrassment and the depreciation to our homes…tell them to go back to the sticks.

Sincerely,
Enraged Home Owners