Jeff Got An Award From Work This Year!

From the movie: A Christmas Story
Mr. Parker: Holy smokes. Do... Do you know what this is? This is... A Lamp!
Narrator: It was indeed a lamp.
Mr. Parker: Isn't that great? What a great lamp.
Mother: I don't know...
Narrator: The old man's eyes boggled...
Mr. Parker: Oh WOW!
Narrator: ...Overcome by art.

Jeff has really worked hard this year and to recognize his outstanding performance, he has received the leg lamp. The container that the lamp was shipped in had the following stamped on the outside of the box: "FRAGILE." So we figured it was Italian or from some fancy European boutique. It is on display on the dashboard area inside of our RV. You can't see it very well right now outside because it is still daylight out but tonight, it will bring joy and class to our RV campground. I'm sure we will have many people who will find it hard to tear themselves away from "the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
P.S. To fully appreciate the humor of this post, you have to watch the movie A Christmas Story. If you've never watched A Christmas Story, you really need to some time soon! It's a classic:-)